1 00:00:06,432 --> 00:00:08,766 After eponymous tale by Lewis Carroll 2 00:00:09,432 --> 00:00:11,512 Alice in Wonderland 3 00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:13,060 Part Two 4 00:00:16,339 --> 00:00:22,500 Alice was already used to surprises and wasn't at all amazed about this encounter. 5 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:31,340 Blue Caterpillar was carefree smoking water-pipe and didn't pay attention to what was happening around. 6 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:35,520 What...are you? 7 00:00:35,539 --> 00:00:43,500 Right now i don't know; i know what i was this morning, but i've changed a couple of times since then. 8 00:00:43,740 --> 00:00:51,380 What are you driveling? You are in your own mind, aren't you? I don't know. I must be in someone else's mind. 9 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:58,799 I don't understand. I don't undestand anything myself. So much changes in one day! 10 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:05,819 You see: everything is moving somewhere and changing into something. What are you dissatisfied with? 11 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:19,780 I grow small when i need to be big and vice versa. That's very uncomfortable. Take a bite from one side - you'll grow, from the other - you'll shrink. 12 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:27,260 From one side...of what? And from the other side of what? Mushroom! 13 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:34,620 Alice looked at the mushroom trying to determine where's one side and where's other side. 14 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:38,820 Mushroom was round, and that mixed-up everything. 15 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:43,939 Interesting, which of them is which? 16 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:52,880 Now there'll be less of this silly uncertainty. 17 00:02:03,060 --> 00:02:09,300 Dear Cheshire Cat, tell me please where to go from here? 18 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:16,639 Where do you want to get? I don't care as long as to get somewhere. 19 00:02:17,939 --> 00:02:20,060 Then it's all the same where to go. 20 00:02:21,159 --> 00:02:28,659 You'll definitely get somewhere, you have to go long enough and to turn sideways nowhere. 21 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:35,000 What people are living there? There lives the Hatter. 22 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:43,479 And here lives March Hare. Yet no matter where you get, they're both out of their minds. 23 00:02:44,819 --> 00:02:50,900 Why? Hatter pottered about blocks for hats for so long tat finally he got off his head. 24 00:02:51,139 --> 00:03:02,839 Now he is called Mad Hatter. But March Hare eventually got crazed by the spring, march sun. 25 00:03:04,659 --> 00:03:11,159 Why should i need madmen? Well, you can do nothing: we're all not in our minds here. 26 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:19,620 And me, and you. Can you disappear not so suddenly, sir? Alright. 27 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:32,260 Yes, i've seen cats without grin but a grin without a cat... i hadn't seen so far. 28 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:37,939 A little bit farther she saw the house of March Hare. 29 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:47,939 March Hare and Mad Hatter were having tea and Dormouse was sleeping between them. 30 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:51,819 Occupied, occupied! There's no place! How come? 31 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,639 Have some wine! I somehow don't see any. 32 00:03:56,460 --> 00:04:02,500 There isn't any. But why do you offer it? It's impolite. 33 00:04:02,879 --> 00:04:09,519 But you took a seat without invitations. That is, also, impolite. 34 00:04:09,639 --> 00:04:12,579 You're only three. And there's much more tableware. 35 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:23,360 Would it be better if there were more of us and less of cups? Think what you're saying! 36 00:04:23,899 --> 00:04:28,259 I'm always saying what i think and thinking what i say. 37 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:40,860 That's not the same thing. What will you say: I see what i eat and i eat what i see? 38 00:04:43,579 --> 00:04:54,219 But i think you're simply wasting time! And what if so! You can't lose time...of course, of course, i agree. 39 00:04:54,279 --> 00:05:03,479 You have never talked with him. Maybe i haven't talked with him, yet i've repeatedly thought how to kill time. 40 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:18,120 He doesn't like that. He has gotten into tangle with us and not it's always six o'clock for us. 41 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:26,459 And it is always tea-time. We don't even manage to wash the dishes. 42 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:35,239 I haven't seen such foolish bunch in my life! No, sooner, sooner out of here to the garden. 43 00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:38,300 OPEN! 44 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:09,720 Tell me, please, why are you coloring these roses? 45 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:23,300 You undestand, madam, there was supposed to be planted white rose, but we, fools, planted red one. If Queen finds out - off with our heads. 46 00:06:38,139 --> 00:06:45,839 What a game of cards!, Alice thought. These words sounded somehow not right, but she didn't know how to manage. 47 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:51,740 Maybe she, too, had to drop on the ground seeing such lustrous pageant? 48 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:59,220 But Alice didn't remember any rules about such case. Why to make a pageant if everybody will drop on the ground? 49 00:06:59,639 --> 00:07:01,419 Nobody will see anything then. 50 00:07:09,199 --> 00:07:14,740 What is this? Your Highness, they...Everything's clear, off with their heads. 51 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:18,140 Don't worry, i won't allow to offend you. 52 00:07:22,519 --> 00:07:27,899 And how? Heads are gone, Your Highness! 53 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,340 Excellent. Let's play crocket! 54 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,699 Let's play! All in their places! 55 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:04,039 Off with her head! 56 00:08:04,879 --> 00:08:09,120 And that head! And off with his head! 57 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:14,820 They're so used to cutting heads here. Strange that there's still someone complete. 58 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,680 Well, how are you? 59 00:08:19,339 --> 00:08:26,719 Who are you talking to? This is my friend: Chesire Cat. Allow me to introduce. 60 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:37,080 I don't like it. Anyway, let him kiss my hand if he wants to. Thank you, yet i somehow don't want to. 61 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:39,300 Executioner, to me! 62 00:08:42,059 --> 00:08:43,599 Off with his head! 63 00:08:54,940 --> 00:09:02,400 It's impossible to cut off head if there's nothing besides it. 64 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:05,259 If there is a head, it can be cut off! 65 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:19,279 I will think about what to do with you. But he will be punished by the royal court! 66 00:09:21,379 --> 00:09:26,779 We haven't got a pair of hands without a purpose; it's not life without them, rather pains. 67 00:09:26,779 --> 00:09:32,639 With what to clap forehead if a fly suddenly sits on it? 68 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:40,720 Head is a different thing - why is it needed? 69 00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:46,480 It doesn't chop wood, and doesn't drive in nails. 70 00:09:49,019 --> 00:09:54,679 Someone has and empty head, and someone's head is being screwed 71 00:09:54,679 --> 00:10:06,139 but everyone doesn't want to simply loose it.